You know what’s more gross than doing your business in a dirty toilet? Having to clean that dirty toilet, especially when you know you weren’t the contributor of those skids in the bowl. Yikes. I also hate that red ring that forms in the can when it hasn’t been cleaned in a while. And do you know what that red ring is? Bacteria, you lazy slob, so clean that thing once in a while. Can you imagine pulling your pants down, sitting your bare tush and getting SPLASH BACK with that red stuff? I ... continue reading...
Lazy Cake Pops
What’s better than eating a piece of cake? How about scooping out round balls from the cake, stabbing them with a skewer, dipping in chocolate and nuts and devouring them. What are these magical morsels called? Cake balls? No, weirdo...they’re called cake pops! I don’t make cake pops because as mentioned above, you scoop out round balls from a cake and eff up an entire loaf. What are you supposed to do with the deformed leftovers? Eat them like some kind of desperate pig with a sweet tooth? ... continue reading...
Wellness Shot
Right now is the middle of the shit winter season here in Canada. Lately, the winter has been weird with huge swings in temperatures. Last week, we had the polar vortex and temperatures were around -35*C (-31*F), the weekend had a record high of 11*C (51*F) and in a few days, it’s going to be well below freezing again. It is such a drain and prime time for gross snotty noses, people who sneeze in the open like assholes and other germs. Plus, I work in an office with a bunch of people who don’t ... continue reading...
Mini Pizza Tacos
Yes, I realize it has been months since I last posted a blog, but it’s was a case of “I work full-time, moved 2 weeks before Christmas and didn’t feel like it”. Plus I basically now have Dateline on demand….so apologies for that. But what better time to get back into blogging than preparing for the “most wonderful time of the year”?! Wait -- Christmas has passed, what time can I be referring to? What month is this? Don’t worry, I will tell you so stop scratching your head or people around you ... continue reading...
Cytrynówka aka Lemon Vodka
You know that old saying, when life gives you lemons, make lemonade? Those people clearly never tried this magical elixir the Polish call cytrynówka. What is it you might ask? Keep reading and you’ll unlock the mysteries of this playful yet mysterious mistress. ….just to clarify, I’m talking about booze, not a person. On my most recent trip to Poland, I was all about the cytrynówka. It’s just so refreshing and available in many places, but I found pubs or dive bars had the best flavoured ... continue reading...
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